Red Dog

From earlier in the season, it's Red Dog. Man, what a shitty beer. Really, nothing else to say. it's often the cheapest shit in the liqour store, and with good reason. It sucks. It's Miller's shittiest beer, worse than Milwaukee's Best in terms of drinkability, and just about anything else.

You might recall that my pops was affiliated with Miller by working for the big food company when I was young. Red Dog was introduced in the early 90s, and the company gave all of their employees (or at least the higher level ones) all kinds of Red Dog Schwag. Red Dog pins, Red Dog Hats, Red Dog bumper stickers, even those buttons that light up – the dog had red eyes. I recall getting in trouble for wearing red dog schwag to school, because it promoted beer and I was only 12 at the time.

So yeah, I associate that with Red Dog every time I drink it, which is as few and far between as possible. It ends up showing up at softball every once in a great while.